Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Simply overdue

Like a horse-racing Triple Crown winner or that BluRay rom-com that you and your sweetie picked up from the Red Box down at the gas station last month, there are more than a few NFL franchises that can be classified as overdue.
In most cases, make that way past due for some success, so here’s hoping your favorite squad doesn’t appear on too many of the following it’s-been-too-damn-long-without-some-honor rolls. That established, here are the NFL teams entering 2012 which have gone the longest without a …

Winning season: Raiders (10 years), Rams (9), Bills (8), Redskins (7), Broncos (6), Browns, Jaguars and Seahawks (5)

Playoff appearance: Bills (13 years), Browns & Raiders (10), Rams (8), Jags, Redskins & Buccaneers (5), Dolphins, Titans & Panthers (4) 

Division title: Browns (23 years), Lions (19), Bills (17), Jags & Redskins (13), Jets & Raiders (10), Rams (9) 

Playoff win: Bengals (22 years), Lions (21), Bills & Chiefs (19), Browns (18), Dolphins (12), Raiders & Bucs (10) 

Championship appearance (Super Bowl or, prior to 1966, NFL or AFL title game): Lions (55 years!), Browns (47), Jets (44), Chiefs (43), Vikings (36), Dolphins (28), Bengals (24), Redskins (21) 

Championship (again a Super Bowl win or, prior to 1966, an NFL or AFL title): Cardinals (65 years!), Lions (55), Eagles (52), Titans & Vikings (51)*, Chargers (49), Browns (48), Bills (47), Falcons (46)*, Jets (44), Bengals* & Chiefs (43)
(* no, these franchises haven’t won a title, so the tally dates back to their expansion seasons)

As for those of you in Cleveland – where the tears may have short-circuited your keyboard at some point above – your beloved Browns are the only franchise which managed to make each of the 6 lists.
Not good.
And hey, by the way, if you’re a fan of the Giants, Patriots, Steelers, Ravens, Colts, Cowboys, Saints, Packers, Bears, 49ers or the semi-fledgling Texans (who are just now marking a decade in the league) you’re no doubt feeling a little left out with your teams appearing nowhere in this compendium.
Just be happy – very happy.
You could be a Browns backer.

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